Sunday, March 13, 2011

Italian vocabulary -- know that!

Io sono sveglio = I am adorable

più vino per favore = more wine please

mostrami il tuo buco = show hole

che cosa è quella roba verde = what is that green stuff

sashay lontano = sashay away


Friday, March 11, 2011

Ciao Italia!

Buon appetito Mtoeta!

Stay away!

Whatever you do, don't go to this nasty ass thing in Rome. NOT a must-see at all.







Get fed, hunty

Food to eat in Roma:
Osso Buco


















Spumoni Ice CreamWhatever the fuck this is

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Gimme mah phone!


Don't forget to pack droid phone so you can send pics of sexy Italian uomini to everyone back home -- especially Howdy! hahaha


Ciao Roma, it's vacation time!

Only a few more days until mtoeta steps aboard his private jet and zooms off to Rome. You bettah have your suitcase packed, sir!